ishimustard:

24 hr christmas music station: rudolph the red nosed reindeer, had a very shiny nose

some fucking primal part of my psyche that will NEVER let me live in peace: like a lightbulb🎵

(via imsuchacapricorn)

Hey people who don’t really care! This happened 💍💕

holyshmidt:

I really can’t picture anyone having a crush on me.

I can’t picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep.

I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I said hi to them,or even just smiled at them.

I can’t picture someone smiling at the computer screen or their cell phones when we’re talking.

I mean like…

Why would they even do that?

I’m just me.

Nothing extraordinary, or special.

(via godtechturninheads)

disappointed-pero-not-surprised:

clockmocker:

clockmocker:

h4x0rwaif:

clockmocker:

I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up

Quick question clock, what the fuck.

You can’t just throw stuff like that without a link to the video

I’m sorry about this

pls dont tell me this is actually a thing? that somewhere in the internet this video exists,,,,?

(via confirmance)

dongboss:

lipdikro:

twotontwentyone:

dongboss:

dongboss:

that one post that’s like “lacroix tastes like if you drank carbonated water and someone shouted a fruit name a room over ” is so funny where is it

THIS ONE

I’m convinced y'all have never actually drank sparkling water before cause LaCroix is practically as overwhelmingly sweet and flavorful as mountain dew to me

i think u might have the taste buds of a 90 year old decrepit geriatric

(via deadsorryguys)

alltheconstellationslooklikeyou:

“MAYBE IT’S NOT MY WEEKEND, BUT IT’S GONNA BE MY YEAR” I scream at 12 am with tears streaming down my face and a bottle of champagne in my hand. it has not been my year yet. it’s not even a weekend today is Thursday

(via perks-of-being-chinese)